Jester Fan Pillows

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

"Look who I got a birthday card from!!"

"He likes music and he likes comedy, but he hates musical comedies."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

"Lose the bells, I keep thinking there's someone at the door."

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

'If it's any consolation, I agree with you that humour is a better defence mechanism than anger.'

"To be honest I'm not in a happy place at the moment."

Half Wit

Two Can Jesters

Say What: The JokHer

Joker

Fool Hat

"We're following Carrot Top."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Gooseberry Fool...

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

King and Jester

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

Jester

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

'Make sport of the Queen.'