Jester Humor Fans Pillows

Punch Initials - P

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

King and Jester

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

Jester

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

When clowns run out ammunition.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I'm putting you in charge of the national happiness index.'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

At The Clown Bank.

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

Never poke fun.

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'