Jester Admirers Pillows

Jester to king, reading paper: 'Mind if I peek at the comics?'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

King and Jester

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Jester

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

When clowns run out ammunition.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Why did I marry that clown?

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I'm putting you in charge of the national happiness index.'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

Never poke fun.