Jester Appreciators Pillows

'Ask your partner if he'd be interested in a spin-off show in the time slot after yours.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

King and Jester

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Jester

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

'Make sport of the Queen.'

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

When clowns run out ammunition.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I'm putting you in charge of the national happiness index.'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

Pumping up wig in blender.

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

Never poke fun.