Court Jester Appreciator Pillows

Comedy emerges from a character witness.

'There hasn't been an assassination attempt all week -- what are they up to out there?'

'My client files for appeal, Your Honor, on grounds that the judge is a clown!'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

TV jester.

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'How about a game of cards?'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

COWS: Cow Pong

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"I say we move on to dessert."

'They named special prosecutors to investigate each other.'

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."

Medieval headlines.

Portrait of a Serial Attorney.

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

Basketball.

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Justice 4 Ron

"Another slander suit!"

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'