Jester Appreciator Pillows

Clown car hearse.

"You're damned lucky that missed."

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

"Well, you did say you wanted to boost user engagement."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

'Have I heard his last joke? I do hope so!'

'Some gagwriter you turned out to be!'

King.

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Gooseberry Fool...

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

King and Jester

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Jester

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

When clowns run out ammunition.

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I'm putting you in charge of the national happiness index.'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'