Jester Appreciator Pillows

'I've become a victim of my own success. I'm starting to crack myself up.'

Clown car hearse.

"You're damned lucky that missed."

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

"Well, you did say you wanted to boost user engagement."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

'Have I heard his last joke? I do hope so!'

'Some gagwriter you turned out to be!'

King.

"We're following Carrot Top."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

Gooseberry Fool...

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

King and Jester

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

Jester

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

"Look who I got a birthday card from!!"

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

"Man, I hate jester auditions."

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

When clowns run out ammunition.