Joker Appreciator Pillows

"Take no notice. It's just Norman being sarcastic again."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

Laughing Zone Ahead

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"You'll feel a pinch and then a burn."

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'I'm counter - intelligence'

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

"Have you had a stressful experience lately, such as an accident?"

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

Due to Global Warming Penguins have been Spotted Far from their Natural Habitat

OMG.

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

Medicine bottle - If symptoms persist, die!

"...and the dung was this big!.... No...elephant, actually."

'I'd probably do a lot better if the teachers weren't set to 'auto-correct.''