Joker Enthusiast Pillows

Jester taunts the traffic police.

'Is the pilot an Ace?'

Really tall guy with a 'Kick Me' sign attached.

'Some gagwriter you turned out to be!'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"Eat me"

Get crazy once in a while

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

Higher wisdom...

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

"Amateurs."

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

Pre-Minstrel Tension

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

Every class has one. . .

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam