Joker Enthusiast Gifts

Jester taunts the traffic police.

'Is the pilot an Ace?'

Really tall guy with a 'Kick Me' sign attached.

'Some gagwriter you turned out to be!'

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

Clown's Comedy Fart.

"Eat me"

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

Get crazy once in a while

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

Higher wisdom...

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

"Amateurs."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

"Congratulations, Gentlemen! We removed it from his skull without damaging his funny bone!"

Every class has one. . .

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

Your stomach is growling Mr. Fusco. Is that all that is? I've been paying my psychiatrist good money to help me to stop hearing inner voices.