Jokester Enthusiast Gifts

'Did you or did you not make my client laugh so hard that milk came out his nose, causing the kids at his cafeteria table to laugh at him?'

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Some card-game puns

"I've got writer's block."

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"Will you listen to the same three anecdotes until one of you dies?"