Joker Fan Gifts

Donald Trump as a Baby Joker

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

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'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Toilet humour

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Delivery of Sermon within 30 minutes or your second one's FREE!

Here lies BoBo the Clown

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

No infrastructure problem here

I thought we'd get fake tattoos of each other's names. If we're still together in 10 years, we'll get real ones.'

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

Pull my finger.

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

A clown & his clone.

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

'A room with double beds, please.'

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

Cloning Around

Restroom Practical Joke.