Joker Fan Gifts

Donald Trump as a Baby Joker

Boris Johnson/the Joker

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

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Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

"Look who I got a birthday card from!!"

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"So Mr Bond, we meet again."

Daniel Craig caricature

Here lies BoBo the Clown

Delivery of Sermon within 30 minutes or your second one's FREE!

Toilet humour

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

No infrastructure problem here

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

Pull my finger.

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

'A room with double beds, please.'

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

A clown & his clone.

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

I thought we'd get fake tattoos of each other's names. If we're still together in 10 years, we'll get real ones.'

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'