Joker Aficionado Gifts

'Does this soup taste funny to you?'

"Why do they do that?"

What's normal?

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Introducing...Anagraman.

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

"That's just the end of the panel, girl."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'I have the result of your cost-benefit analysis. You should have retired four years ago.'

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

"So what do you do for a living?"

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!"

"No offense, but I'm eternally grateful to know that you stand no chance of ever passing on your genes."

Jester

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

Batman - Face ID

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

Spring Cleaning

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

"Congratulations! You've told the same joke one thousand times!"

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

'I'd like to return this shredder.'

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'