Joker Enthusiasts Gifts

Joker in jail

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Get crazy once in a while

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"Eat me"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Amateurs."

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

Higher wisdom...

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

Every class has one. . .

Pre-Minstrel Tension

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

King and Jester

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'