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Joker in jail

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

Get crazy once in a while

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

Clown's Comedy Fart.

"Eat me"

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

"Amateurs."

Higher wisdom...

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

Every class has one. . .

"Congratulations, Gentlemen! We removed it from his skull without damaging his funny bone!"