Jock Enthusiasts Gifts

"So how's that math grade looking? What's the team GPA this year?"

Baseball Player Support Group

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Eat me"

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"Amateurs."

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

Higher wisdom...

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

"Your taxes,pension and health deductions have exceeded your wages - here's your bill."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.