Jockey Enthusiast Gifts

First past the post.

Man too tall to get into Jockey Club

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

A day at the transgenic races

Rocking Horse

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

Stubborn Horse

Hockey Season.

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

The Leafs win the Cup!

ONE HORSE TOWN

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'What's founder?'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Gentlemen Riders