Jockey Enthusiast Mugs

First past the post.

Man too tall to get into Jockey Club

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

A day at the transgenic races

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Rocking Horse

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

Stubborn Horse

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

Hockey Season.

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

ONE HORSE TOWN

'What's founder?'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Gentlemen Riders

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

Horse takes its owner for a walk.