Horse Aficionados Mugs

There comes a time when every horse girl... becomes a horse woman.

Skipping Horse

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"They're comfortable."

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

A very young man being hired as a groom.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

A Quiet Rebuke.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

ONE HORSE TOWN

"Caption contest"

'What's founder?'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Stubborn Horses

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."