Horse Aficionados Mugs

There comes a time when every horse girl... becomes a horse woman.

Skipping Horse

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"They're comfortable."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

A very young man being hired as a groom.

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

A Quiet Rebuke.

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

ONE HORSE TOWN

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"Caption contest"

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

'What's founder?'

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."