Jockey Mugs

First past the post.

'Knee replacement huh? I'm pretty sure Thunder wasn't given that was an option.'

"Retirement is great, and I don't miss the races really: I do miss the roar of the crowd though..."

Competitive Horse at the Racetracks.

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

"If we didn't have a first past the post system I'd beat you everytime."

Horseriding for Beginners.

"Injuries are a tricky business. Break a leg and they shoot you; twist an ankle and they put you out to stud."

"Noooooooooooooooo!"

Jockey with blinkers.

'You want me to make the horse's nose LONGER?'

'How's your job at the stables?' - 'I'd better dash. My work is piling up.'

Upon review of the finish photo, race officials discovered cheating on the part of Turf King.

Bob wondered why his odds had rocketed to 100-1.

Jockey trying to push a horse over a jump.

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

Huntsman falling off his horse

'Remember what I said about opening the correct half!'

'It took us 12 years to genetically engineer him. We are going to make millions!'

'Say 'Please'.'

'Oh, sorry - I'm getting my London Marathons mixed up with my Grand Nationals.'

'Well this could be a problem.'

'You're putting that saddle on backwards.' - 'How do you know which way I'm going?'

'It's about time horses in equestrian events got the medals.'

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

"You had no trouble making the weight then?"

Horseradishes guaranteed 100% horse free!

"I never had a moments doubt."

Hints for the Park.

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

Man too tall to get into Jockey Club

Sporting maladies.

Race Track Directions

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'