Joystick Jockey Mugs

Game Addiction

'In a real car, it's called a gear shift, not a joystick.'

'I'm not sure I like Billy playing video games so much!'

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

'I asked the agency to send someone who is good at stealing cars and killing people and they sent YOU?'

Gamers

"Cool game!"

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

After the plane crash, Geoff realised he'd have to draw on his transferable skill set to survive.

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

Nethead strip: 'Great effects'

After all five flight controller went down with a stomach flu...'

The gaming world.

Due to hours of endless video-gaming, the Credner brothers each developed severe cases of PlayStation butt.

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

Video Gamer

Consoles.

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

The Computer Bore

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"Morning, all!"

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

Time for More Paperwork

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"