Jockey Watcher Gifts

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Annual profits,

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

Rocking Horse

A day at the transgenic races

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

Gentlemen Riders

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

First past the post.

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

Horse racing puns

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

Abdullah Debate

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

Sporting maladies.

'It's a rare sighting of a red squirrel.'

The Kraken

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

Stout gentleman: 'That's the way to get over a gate! I don't think you left me so far behind that time.'

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"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

Costs and Blood Pressure

Sporting maladies.