Wrestling Watcher Gifts

'Tell the Nielsen people I'm channel hopping, and let it go at that.'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Bowled over again!

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

The rock caricature

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"Wow - Heavy, man"

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

"Feel my claw of death!"

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

"I thought you said I needed to get some 'extra size'."

'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Watching the football.

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.'

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

Future Wrestler

Scales

Fat man on scales.

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.''

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."