Wicket Watcher Gifts

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Bowled over again!

"It get it – you're hungry."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Tree house.

Cricket Accidents.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

'Och lye the news'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"The enemy will never be able to spot our troops in the new camouflage scheme General."

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

Cat has birds on whiskers,

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

It's a Dog's life

"Then we agree. 10 minutes of your news, then 10 minutes of mine."

'According to the latest reports, there were no earlier reports.'

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

And here is the day's news that we are going shove down your throat.

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."