Wicket Warrior Gifts

'How did your bowling go?. . . I didn't realize you eyesight was so bad.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Exercise Class

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Running

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Bench Press Accident

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Cricket Accidents.

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

Keep Fit.

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Sisyphus during Covid

Exercise Bars

"I just reached 1000 jumps."