Wicket Warrior Gifts

'How did your bowling go?. . . I didn't realize you eyesight was so bad.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Running

Exercise Class

Bench Press Accident

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Cricket Accidents.

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Keep Fit.

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).