Cricket Warrior Gifts

The First Bounce

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"Our war is against cancer."

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Office slaves.

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Alternative fielding positions

National Boss Monument.

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

Cricket Accidents.

Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

'Something tells me this is going to be a long meeting.'

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

"Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

'...I don't like your chances!'

Responsibility and duties