Cycling Warrior Gifts

Professional cyclist comes home to do chores.

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Touring Cyclist

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Girl in Yellow Jumper

Duel in a wheelchair.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

"This can't be good."

'I need both hands for steering.'

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

A Semicolon.

Overdoing it.

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

Please enter "my way" or "the highway." Tough guy GPS.

Road Buddies