Cycling Wizard Gifts

Tour de France champ Antonin Magne

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Touring Cyclist

Food deliverer's baby.

Knight in shining Lycra!

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

Psychic car mechanics.

"When did this game get started?"

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'Boat Launch'

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'Oh course!'

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

'Listen to this: Each drop of water we drink may have once been in a glacier, Attila the Hun's stew, Mike Tyson's sweat, Liberace's bathwater, drool from a...'

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

Useless car accessories.

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

BMX riding in Bavaria

I love Pottery.

The Water Diviner

Uses for the wheel (hula hoop).

Two hoses, one labeled 'H2' and the other '0'.

'The best part is the roadkill!'

'We're de-salting water?'

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

I brake for worms

"On your left."

'If I have to be at those boring meetings, I might as well get something out of it.'

Canoeing on a Dried River Bed