Wheel Wizards Gifts

"What's a patent?"

The first car accident.

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Knight in shining Lycra!

Food deliverer's baby.

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

The Invention of the Wheel

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'I need both hands for steering.'

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

Monkey invents the wheel, while a caveman looks on with failed wheel prototypes.

Psychic car mechanics.

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'Oh course!'

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

Millipede motorist