Wheel Wizards Gifts

"I'm naming my invention 'Tesla'."

"What's a patent?"

The first car accident.

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Knight in shining Lycra!

Food deliverer's baby.

Do you suppose this is art or science?

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

The Invention of the Wheel

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'I need both hands for steering.'

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

Caveman on the brink of technology.

Monkey invents the wheel, while a caveman looks on with failed wheel prototypes.

Psychic car mechanics.

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

'Oh course!'

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"