Wheelie Wizard Gifts

Bicycle

Knight in shining Lycra!

The first car accident.

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Food deliverer's baby.

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

The Invention of the Wheel

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'I need both hands for steering.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

Dog Walker

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

'Boat Launch'

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

Psychic car mechanics.

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

'Listen to this: Each drop of water we drink may have once been in a glacier, Attila the Hun's stew, Mike Tyson's sweat, Liberace's bathwater, drool from a...'

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

First Speeding Fine.

Millipede motorist

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

Useless car accessories.