Wheel Wizard Gifts

I love Pottery.

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

'Your scooter is cool, man!'

Uses for the wheel (hula hoop).

Rollerskating Accident

Early attempts at the unicycle failed. Until the invention of the seat.

"This baby corners beautifully."

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

Left-hand drive - A left hand with a car steering wheel and console on it.

Mono-cycling is even more environmentally friendly than recycling.

Race Starter stuck to whell of racing car

Useless car accessories.

'The best part is the roadkill!'

"Today we'll be exploring basic wheel throwing techniques as well as skimming the surface of our collective male resentment."

Man driving a single wheel

Skateboard wheel balancing

Psychic car mechanics.

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Would you like to try my new invention? No, thanks. That's not how I roll.

"What's a patent?"

The first car accident.

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Knight in shining Lycra!

Food deliverer's baby.

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

'You can't come in here with that.'

Do you suppose this is art or science?

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

The Invention of the Wheel

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"