Wheel Spinning Wizard Gifts

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

The Vineyard

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Natural Disasters

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

Knight in shining Lycra!

Food deliverer's baby.

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

Portfolio, 2011

Science Lab. I have to work late, dear --- I spent most of the day going the wrong way.

'...and then the DOW rallied six hundred points and the three bears felt like idiots...'

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

Dancing in a circle

Psychic car mechanics.

'I'd recommend the white wine.'

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

'Really, Bob, the Wine Fairy?'

"It's baaaack!"

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

'Our village cricket club' - Young spinner cleverly positions the field to take a wicket.

"My husband makes this wine."

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."