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Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

The Vineyard

Natural Disasters

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Knight in shining Lycra!

Food deliverer's baby.

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

Portfolio, 2011

'...and then the DOW rallied six hundred points and the three bears felt like idiots...'

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

'I'd recommend the white wine.'

Psychic car mechanics.

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

Dancing in a circle

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

'Really, Bob, the Wine Fairy?'

"It's baaaack!"

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

"My husband makes this wine."

'Our village cricket club' - Young spinner cleverly positions the field to take a wicket.

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

"If only you could do this in real life..."