Two-wheeled Wizard Gifts

Food deliverer's baby.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

The Fast Lane.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Knight in shining Lycra!

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

"They can steal my bike, but they can't take my dignity."

Bicycle Sidecar.

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

Biker chopper shopper

Dog Walker

Psychic car mechanics.

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Biker and Cyclist.

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

Boy on a bike

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

"What an amazing view!"

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

"USA map"

Useless car accessories.

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

I love Pottery.

Motorcyclist.

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

Uses for the wheel (hula hoop).

'The best part is the roadkill!'