Two-wheeled Wizard Gifts

Food deliverer's baby.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

The Fast Lane.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Knight in shining Lycra!

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

Bicycle Sidecar.

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

Biker chopper shopper

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

Psychic car mechanics.

Dog Walker

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

Boy on a bike

Biker and Cyclist.

"What an amazing view!"

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

Useless car accessories.

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

"USA map"

I love Pottery.

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

Motorcyclist.

Uses for the wheel (hula hoop).

'The best part is the roadkill!'