Wheelie Expert Gifts

Prehistoric circus

"What's a patent?"

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Knight in shining Lycra!

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

Psychic car mechanics.

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

'Oh GREAT, a DARN PUNKTURE!'

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'