Wheelie Expert Mugs

Prehistoric circus

"What's a patent?"

He won't sit, but he heels well.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Knight in shining Lycra!

Do you suppose this is art or science?

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Psychic car mechanics.

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

'Oh GREAT, a DARN PUNKTURE!'

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

Caveman creates wheel which he turns into a toilet seat.