Wheelie Warrior Gifts

'Eugene, you've been racing again.'

Glastonbury. After.

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

Knight in shining Lycra!

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Duel in a wheelchair.

Girl in Yellow Jumper

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

Overdoing it.

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

Psychic car mechanics.

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Wheelchair Basketball

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

Old Geriatric Hitchhiker holding a sign saying 'Last Fling',

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

'It's good news - the car can be repaired'

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

Useless car accessories.

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

After inventing the wheel, Pete wasted no time in coming up with the cartwheel...

'Wednesday wave.'

I love Pottery.

"That's the patent number."

'Hey! Roll a mile in my shoes!'

Uses for the wheel (hula hoop).