Wheelchair Warrior Gifts

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

Grandmother in a wheelchair strapped to the back of a car.

Handicapped Parking.

'Hey! Roll a mile in my shoes!'

Overdoing it.

Disabled boxers in ring with ramps.

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

'Sorry, sir, I can't strap you to the bike rake so you can feel rhe wind in your face...'

Heaven: Disabled Access

A king in a wheelchair throne

Girl in Yellow Jumper

"I'll settle for 'meals on wheels'."

"Whose idea was it to put speed bumps on a wheelchair ramp?"

'Stop complaining...at least we get a choice!'

'It's good news - the car can be repaired'

'Well, dad, it's either this or no bath.'

"Ernie! Watch the speed bu..."

'I haven't found a barrier yet that stops me!'

'It's your turn in a minute!'

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Duel in a wheelchair.

'Watch out! This baby can go from 0 to $60 in half an aisle!'

Wheelchair Basketball

'My chair barely touched it, but the skunk sprayed me good!'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."