Armchair Warrior Gifts

Two Barbarians and a Professor of Barbarian Studies

'I'll calk that hole as soon as the siege is over.'

'I prefer Extra Virgin, it gives a better flow quality.'

'This is Anthony, my knight in shining armchair.'

'They're throwing everything at us.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Putting Practice.

"All of a dither as per usual!"

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

'I think they're up to something.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

Travelogue

"Goal!"

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction."

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

Girl in Yellow Jumper

Duel in a wheelchair.

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

'I'll take the one on the right.'