Armchair Warrior Gifts

Two Barbarians and a Professor of Barbarian Studies

'I'll calk that hole as soon as the siege is over.'

You go pillage. I can loot from here.

'I prefer Extra Virgin, it gives a better flow quality.'

'This is Anthony, my knight in shining armchair.'

'They're throwing everything at us.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Bowled over again!

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

American Idle.

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Putting Practice.

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

'I think they're up to something.'

"Goal!"

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Travelogue

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."