Armchair Hero Gifts

"Don't just sit there squealing! Do something!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Bowled over again!

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

The Hobby Store

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

American Idle.

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Putting Practice.

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Travelogue

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Goal!"

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

'I'll take the one on the right.'

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

Inactive wear store.

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."