Armchair Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm sorry, but Dad's final wishes were that you didn't get to sit in his chair."

If knee could talk: "Please sit back down."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"He doesn't even try to get wooed by another!"

'And slowly, over time, Al and his chair became one!'

"Are you relaxing before a meal, or having a nap after lunch?"

"I've lost my job and now my wife's left me and taken everything!"

"This is the perfect Christmas present for a wife to give to a lazy husband!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Bowled over again!

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

American Idle.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

Putting Practice.

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'Flight simulator'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Technological Dependence.

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

Travelogue

"Goal!"

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"