Armchair Enthusiast Gifts

If knee could talk: "Please sit back down."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"He doesn't even try to get wooed by another!"

'And slowly, over time, Al and his chair became one!'

"Are you relaxing before a meal, or having a nap after lunch?"

"I've lost my job and now my wife's left me and taken everything!"

"This is the perfect Christmas present for a wife to give to a lazy husband!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Putting Practice.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'Flight simulator'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Goal!"

Travelogue

Technological Dependence.

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"Just the slippers is fine!"

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

'I'll take the one on the right.'

Sleepy Bunny