Armchair Enthusiasts Gifts

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

American Idle.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'Flight simulator'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Travelogue

Technological Dependence.

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

London map drawn from memory.

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

'What, They're comfortable.'

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

Saguaro Cacti.

"No, we’re not lost, Claire. And yes, I have seen ‘Deliverance’!"

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

Introverted Chair

Reading room

Reserved Parking