Deckchair Enthusiasts Gifts

When Chairs Attack

"Man's best friends."

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'What, They're comfortable.'

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

Reserved Parking

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

Introverted Chair

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

Comfort zone

If knee could talk: "Please sit back down."

Dun Decking

Calm in the Face of Chaos

"Justin isn't sleeping, he's giving his brain a rest."

'And slowly, over time, Al and his chair became one!'

"Try to open Grampy's chair a little slower next time, puddin'."

'Well you were warned about the dangers of sedentary lifestyle.'

Sitting down

The cushions are very soft !

'How do you like your new, 'self rising armchair', Mum?'

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

Beach Day

Old Men on Rockers.

'Good. The new chairs for our staff canteen.'