
'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'
Looking for the ideal gift for someone obsessed with their deck chair? Our curated range offers witty, charming, and customizable items that celebrate their laid-back lifestyle. Whether they’re a seasoned lounger or just love a sunny spot, there's something perfect to brighten their day.
'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'
"Surprise!"
Tilly Slowboy
"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."
"Just the slippers is fine!"
"Pretty cushy, am I right?"
You can't get what up
"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."
'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'
After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.
"I love my luvvie."
Reserved Parking
"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."
'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'
Introverted Chair
'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'
The secret to longevity is good genes, good diet, a good lawyer and witnesses with weak eyesight and poor memories.
"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"
"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."
"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"
It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.
Easy Listening for lazy people.
'Can we go back home now, Granny?'
Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.
"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"
Welcome to the Adirondacks.
Comfort zone
'Jim called to say he apologizes to you and the 300 guests, but he'll have to marry you next week instead. He totally forgot he made plans to go to a boat show this weekend.'
Calm in the Face of Chaos
'Sometimes I wish I'd learned to play an instrument.'
'Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream. All together now!'
Dun Decking
If knee could talk: "Please sit back down."
'And slowly, over time, Al and his chair became one!'
"Justin isn't sleeping, he's giving his brain a rest."
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