Deck Enthusiast Gifts

Dun Decking

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Mind the whale, dear."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"Do you mind?"

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'How about a game of cards?'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

On the brink.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Captain steering house through flood.

Loud mouth bass.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Fish or Cut Bait

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Lighthouse Beam.

Gone Bookkeepin'

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"