Deck Chair Enthusiast Gifts

Retired

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Do you mind?"

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"Surprise!"

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Loud mouth bass.

Tilly Slowboy

Gone Bookkeepin'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

'It was this big. I swear'

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

You can't get what up

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'What, They're comfortable.'

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

Introverted Chair

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"

"Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?"

Reserved Parking

'Bad news everyone! The Ark didn't turn out as I expected.'

The secret to longevity is good genes, good diet, a good lawyer and witnesses with weak eyesight and poor memories.

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.