Deck Chair Enthusiast Pillows

Retired

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"Surprise!"

Loud mouth bass.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Tilly Slowboy

Gone Bookkeepin'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

You can't get what up

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'It was this big. I swear'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

'What, They're comfortable.'

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

Reserved Parking

Introverted Chair

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

"Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?"

'Bad news everyone! The Ark didn't turn out as I expected.'

The secret to longevity is good genes, good diet, a good lawyer and witnesses with weak eyesight and poor memories.

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

'We have an enormous problem accumulating on the poop deck, Sir, if you catch my drift.'