Chair Enthusiast Pillows

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'You're making me nervous, stop rocking!'

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

Zero Gravity Chairs.

'Sir, comfortable chairs wear out. Only the very unconfortable become antiques.'

'His teeth I can fix. But look what he did to my brand new chair!'

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

Chair therapy.

What if Congress designed rocking chairs?"

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

Sitting down

Reserved Parking

"This is the only way Safety would approve the new swivel office chairs."

"FYI, your retirement doesn't affect the daytime status of this chair."

Introverted Chair

Tilly Slowboy

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"Just the slippers is fine!"

You can't get what up

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

The Piano Dreams Of Home

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

'It's a coffee-book table.'

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'What, They're comfortable.'

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'