Easy Chair Enthusiast Pillows

"OK! OK! I get the message! Your recliner, not mine!"

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'What, They're comfortable.'

"I love my luvvie."

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

Skier.

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

Reserved Parking

Introverted Chair

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

'Ned thinks the inventor of the vibrating easychair should get the Nobel prize for science.'

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

Easy Listening for lazy people.

Stan couldn't be bothered to stand up – yet hated being talked down to.

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

Comfort zone

If knee could talk: "Please sit back down."

Nice custom job, Bill!

'Well you were warned about the dangers of sedentary lifestyle.'

'And slowly, over time, Al and his chair became one!'

Sitting down

"Justin isn't sleeping, he's giving his brain a rest."

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

'How do you like your new, 'self rising armchair', Mum?'

'Without government help we can forget about the extra large directors' chairs.'

'Have you met my protege?'

"Come on, you can get up. Just think about that nice soft swivel chair down at the office."