Comfy Chair Aficionado Pillows

Easy Listening for lazy people.

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

Reserved Parking

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

Introverted Chair

The secret to longevity is good genes, good diet, a good lawyer and witnesses with weak eyesight and poor memories.

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

Comfort zone

"Justin isn't sleeping, he's giving his brain a rest."

Sitting down

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

"I don't want to sound simplistic, but I think a smaller couch with fewer throw pillows would help this marriage a lot."

'How do you like your new, 'self rising armchair', Mum?'

"Is your new boyfriend sleep-friendly?"

'Nice needlework, dear, but we don't need a bigger house.'

A slipper looks at a woman putting on her shoes

"Now that I work remotely, I keep forgetting to shave and get a haircut. At least today I remembered to get dressed."

'I think it's 'feed a cold'...not 'drown a cold'!'

"I trained him to sit, but he prefers to set."

"One nice thing about winter...makes the masks feel good!"

"This place is still warm from the dryer and centrally located near several mouse holes."

'Good. The new chairs for our staff canteen.'

Goldilocks discovers Father Bear's recliner.