Comfy Chair Aficionado Mugs

Easy Listening for lazy people.

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

The Common Sutra.

Reserved Parking

Introverted Chair

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

The secret to longevity is good genes, good diet, a good lawyer and witnesses with weak eyesight and poor memories.

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

Comfort zone

"Try to open Grampy's chair a little slower next time, puddin'."

Sitting down

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

"Justin isn't sleeping, he's giving his brain a rest."

'How do you like your new, 'self rising armchair', Mum?'

"Is your new boyfriend sleep-friendly?"

"I don't want to sound simplistic, but I think a smaller couch with fewer throw pillows would help this marriage a lot."

'Nice needlework, dear, but we don't need a bigger house.'

'I think it's 'feed a cold'...not 'drown a cold'!'

A slipper looks at a woman putting on her shoes

"This place is still warm from the dryer and centrally located near several mouse holes."

"One nice thing about winter...makes the masks feel good!"

"I trained him to sit, but he prefers to set."

"Now that I work remotely, I keep forgetting to shave and get a haircut. At least today I remembered to get dressed."

'Good. The new chairs for our staff canteen.'